There are so many other fish in the sea
But you picked me out, and we made a deal
We both agreed to play it by the book
Cause we are experienced, letīs make it a tournament
All fun, no harm
You bring out the charm
You'll take the first serve
"I ainīt no jerk"
Yeah right
Iīll sit tight
You play the ball
Back and forth
And I just forgot
To explain the rules
Yeah right
Iīll sit tight
Please donīt play me like a ping pong bitch
You just think you really all that slick
For deciding to play but being the first to quit
Couldn't take the hit, but please donīt play me like a ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Please donīt play me like a ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Told me bout your mom and you cut your hair for our date
For goodness sake, what should i make?
Now you pull a cheesy "itīs not you itīs me"
And that's such a bore, so thereīs the door
All fun, no harm
We bring out the charm
You'll take the first serve
"i ainīt no jerk"
Yeah right
Iīll sit tight
Iīll find a new sport
Keep me entertained
The balls in my court
Keeping me sustained
Yeah right
Iīll sit tight
REF
Please donīt play me like a ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Please donīt play me like a ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Donīt slay my heart like ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Donīt slay my heart like ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Please donīt play me like a ping pong bitch
you just think you really all that slick
for deciding to play but being the first to quit
couldn't take the hit, but please donīt play me like a ping pong bitch
You just think you really all that slick,
For deciding to play but being the first to quit, couldnīt take the hit but- by the way I won
